If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
that’s 10 years but ok.
^I didn’t know it was 2004